Reports from numerous people around the world have confirmed our initial reports that nothing interesting has happened today. The repercussions of the non-events of this day are likely to be felt for weeks to come.
Resident expert in the field of interestingness Dr. John Richards weighed in on the subject, saying "this is the first time in at least a century that nothing interesting has happened, and the fact that the world community survived is a testament to the robust nature of our civilization."
Some argue that the number of ways to cure one's boredom on the Internet is at least part of the reason we were able to survive this non-event.
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